Part 2
Downtown HAMA
What are you doing?
Eugh, you saw me!? But I was tailing you perfectly!
Uh, you know it was obvious, right?
Gah, guess I’ve got no other choice now… Time to launch an all-out head-first attack!
Ten-san! Please teach me your rizztastic techniques for this close-up, 24 hour special feature!
Rizztastic techniques…?
I’m making a “Documentary of a Casanova,” with you as the subject, and it’s gonna win the Blacademy documentary feature film award—
At least, that’s what I plan on doing. But when it all pans out, I’m gonna need some tips on being popular, or else I won’t be able to chase the moon, let alone the stars…
Riiight.
I’m gonna put 100% of my heart and soul into putting mosaics on all the girls I get filmed with!! So please!! Gimme some good footage!! Just for 90 minutes!!
I get it, but isn’t that kinda counterproductive?
HUH!?
If you show the world the secret of how to be a casanova, everyone will end up being popular, so you won’t be able to get ahead anymore, right?
OH!!!! That’s true!!!!
So let’s stop the camera.
Because I only want to teach you my secrets.
Woah… The zero hesitation close-up rizz… We’re going off-scene now… Just a click to turn the camera off…
Yup. Good. Let’s go have lunch.
Wow… And now the smooth invitation rizz! The kind that makes you instinctively wanna say yes!
There’s a hole-in-the-wall cafe nearby. Their crêpes are crazy popular with the ladies~. Wanna go grab some takeout?
Y-Yeah! Time to digest some popularity!
Gotcha. It’s my treat, so go ahead and wait on that bench.
Sorry for the wait. Here, a crêpe with tons of fruit and cream and super special whipped cocoa.
Time to dig in!
Oh man, that hits the spot! It tastes so sweet in my mouth…so sweet, it’s cracked!
Really? That’s good.
So! What’s next!? Teach me more!
Impatient guys aren’t popular with the girls, you know~.
Oh! I see.
Th-Then you can tell me whenever you’re ready.
Mhm. Do you want seconds?
Yeah!
Alright, I’ll go get it, so just sit tight and wait there a bit. Got it?
......
…He’s not back yet.
Maybe it’s crowded? It’s probably a super popular cafe, so I guess that makes sense, right?
Standing in line for your girlfriend. This must be another trick up his sleeve~.
I hope Ten-san gets back soon~!
…He’s not coming back.
...…
I WAS DUPED—!?
No wait.
Is this another one of Ten-san’s tricks…?
That reminds me, there was a line in a movie I saw recently that was like, “Distance makes the heart grow fonder.”
I didn’t get it before, but the longer I sit here waiting, the more butterflies I get in my stomach… and the more I feel like I want to see him…!
I knew it, Ten-san’s cracked at this… I’m gonna make it my mission to document this rizzler’s smooth moves!
I’m gonna get up-close and personal next time, too!