Part 1

(Classes suddenly got cancelled. Guess I’ll take it easy for once.) 

(Right on cue, huh? A PeChat from the manager? “The proposal for the BD event is due tomorrow. How’s your progress going?”......)  

What a pain......

...Hm?

Thank you for waiting, here is the bouquet you ordered. I hope today’s birthday party becomes a wonderful memory for everyone.

(Doing deliveries, huh? I see Nagi’s out working hard as usual.)

Well then, thank you for your orde—

T-This is terrible!!!!

?

The fluffy, life-sized, llama-shaped robopets that were about to be delivered to the store suddenly jumped out of their cardboard boxes and started rampaging all over the place!!

Oh no, my company’s future depends on “Chit Chat Mami-chan"! Maybe programming them with a slightly free-spirited personality was a mistake!? Come back~!!

Ptooey. I’ll choose my own master, got it?

Wait. Um, you’re kind of putting me in a tough spot by charging at me so passionately. I already have a very cute and capable partner named Sonia at home, so I don’t need any more robopets—

O~h N~o...!

(Wooow, he got sent flying. Crazy deja vu.)  

(Oh well, Nagi should be fine even if I leave him alone. Now then, time for a relaxing lunch...)  

Out of the way! You’re blockin’ the delivery! Our soba’s shelf life is only three minutes! Drift here, turn left here!

Ah.

(There’s a bike where Nagi’s gonna land... I guess at that speed a collision’s gonna hurt, huh.)

Boss! There’s a grown man fallin’ from the sky! No, wait, help, the soba shop can’t stop so suddenly!!

...*Sigh*

I performed a moonsault while covered in llamas and soba. Sonia, forgive me for leaving you behind...

Huh?

You okay, Nagi?

Regarding how I found myself in your arms before I knew it: Huh? What? What happened?

I-I saw everything... Just when I thought ‘what’s this guy doin’ jumpin’ out here’, he went and saved you!!

That jump...just who the heck are ya!?

No one special. Just your average college student.

So, you good?

Oh, yeah. Those llama robots hit me just right. I think it actually fixed my back pain.

That so? Good to hear. Then I’m gonna head out. Byebyeee.

......

He’s, so, dreamy...!

Huh? Ten actually...!

Flew through the sky to save someone...

And was Gone with the Wind¹!!!!!!

(Dinner was great. That girl I picked up randomly was pretty loaded. She might make for a pretty decent wallet...)

Ten-sanTen-sanTen-sanTen-sanTen-sanTen-saaaaaan!!!!

Did you forreal protect HAMA from a herd of llamas plotting world domination!?

Huh?

Hang on, Akuta. Calm down. You’re freaking him out.

Putting aside the world domination bit, we heard that you rescued Hachinoya-san when he was in a pinch. Just what I’d expect of you, Murakumo-san.

Ohhh.

(...I see. Sounds like the incident from earlier got passed around like a game of telephone and ended up getting blown out of proportion.)

8 front flips into 8 backflips, and then a moonsault. Parkour in the city...that's dope as heck!

(This sounds like it’s gonna drag on if I keep poking at it...)

Well...I was just thinking about my BD area, so...I gave it a try and it just kinda happened?

That’s amazing. I’d heard you were athletic from Kiroku and Muneuji, but...

If you’ve been thinking about it, does that mean you’ll be using your athleticism for your upcoming BD event? That sounds pretty exciting.

I know right!? I gotta see Ten-san in action with my own eyes too~!

Uhhh......

(The BD event... The manager’s definitely gonna grill me about it the next time I see him. I might as well just piggyback off their idea.) 

Yeah, exactly. That’s the plan.

Let’s do it. Fun parkour for everyone.