How To Get a Cat To Hate You

Part 2

Hama House Tiger Room

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Ten

(Alright then, time to look up ways to make a cat hate me…what a pain...)

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Renga

Is that uni homework? Must be rough having to work on it so late.

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Ten

Oh, Renga-san.

(...Oh, hey.)

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Ten

Yeah, you’re right, it’s reaally tough. I’m not getting aaanywhere with this.

Oh how I wish there was someone around that could help me…

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Renga

…! I-If it’s okay with you, I can help!

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Ten

Woow, thanks a lot. You’re so nice, Renga-san.

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Renga

W-Well…U-Um..Y’know…W-We’re…Um.

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Ten

It’s so nice having a friend I can count on.

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Renga

! Ahem ahem. Of course, because we’re friends!

A Certain Park

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So yeah, I tried all the ways Renga-san looked up yesterday to get a cat to hate me, but…

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Stray Cat

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I've tried clipping its nails, giving it a bath, and giving it belly rubs, but it seems to be enjoying everything I throw at it.

(Wait a second, isn’t this just me doting on it?)

Uh…what was the next one? “Cats don’t like being picked up suddenly.” …Seriously?

Well, guess I’ll give it a try…Up you go.

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Stray Cat

Meow! Meoow♪

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Ten

Hey, don’t take my mask off. Your whiskers are…

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Muneuji

…You seem very close.

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Ten

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Muneuji

Ah, apologies. I didn't mean to peek. I just happened to be on my way home from school.

However…I’m sure the cat can tell just how much you adore it, Murakumo-san.

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Ten

Uh, Muneuji, I think you’re misunderstanding something here. Give me a sec to explain…

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Muneuji

Misunderstanding… Explain…

I understand. Your love for cats runs deeper than I thought.

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Ten

How did you even get to that conclusion?

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Muneuji

My apologies. Then would you please tell me all about it in detail on our way back to the dorm?

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Stray Cat

Meow!

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Ten

…Guess this is what it means to be in deep shit…

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