A Scumbag's Skills

Part 2

GAL'S KINGDOM

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Kaede

This is amazing! It’s a shame that this parade’s only around for a limited time…!

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Ten

It’s even more popular at this time of year~.

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Kaede

Not only that, the audience knows the choreography too! It’s so cool that they can join in with the performers!

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Ten

Haha, it’s ‘cause the choreo’s pretty easy to remember. Y’know it’s easier to see from over here. Let’s switch spots.

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Kaede

Huh, are you sure? Won’t it be hard for you to see then?

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Ten

Nope~. I’m not all that interested anyway. I’m fine as long as I get to watch you having fun.

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Kaede

…...

Hey, wouldn’t it be fun if we incorporated a simple dance like this into one of our tours!?

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Ten

…...

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Kaede

Oh, everyone’s moving?

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Ten

That was the last float. Let’s get going too.

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Kaede

Still, I never thought your request would be for me to go to an amusement park with you... And it’s even GAL’S KINGDOM, the one Chihiro-kun designed.

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Ten

Well, I’m happy you came with me on your day off without even asking why.

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Kaede

Oh, it’s nothing. I’m having a great time too.

(It’s even given me some good ideas for work.)

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Ten

So since we’re both free today, let’s start with what you want to do for fun.

How do you usually enjoy amusement parks?

[CHOICE 1: Thrill rides are a must!]

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Kaede

Probably the thrill rides. Since we’ve come all the way to an amusement park, I want to ride as many attractions as we can!

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Ten

So you’re the type to binge all the roller coasters and rides, huh? Sounds like we should go all out until you’re satisfied.

Alright… Let’s start with that one.

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Kaede

Of course you picked the scariest one. You’ve got guts too, huh, Ten-kun.

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Ten

Well yeah. We’re a good match, aren’t we?

[CHOICE 2: Let’s start with a leisurely stroll around the park]

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Kaede

I guess I’d probably start with taking a leisurely stroll around the park. Amusement parks are fun even if you’re just taking in the atmosphere.

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Ten

You mean wandering around aimlessly, going wherever your feet take you? Pretty adult way of having fun.

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Kaede

That’s true, now that you mention it, when I was a kid I used to run around wanting to ride as many rides as possible!

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Ten

Running around, huh~.

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Kaede

(And then I’d get separated from Momiji—)

(It’s really crowded here… Oh, a child wants to get by, let’s let them through.)

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Ten

Chief~, if you wander away we’ll get separated, y’know?

Should we hold hands so you don’t get lost? Or do you want to hold on to my sleeve?

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Kaede

Haha, thanks. I’m good though.

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Ten

…...

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Kaede

(Phew… We’ve walked quite a bit.)

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Ten

…...

The soft-serve ice cream over there seems pretty popular.

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Kaede

Really? Should we try some?

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Ten

Sure thing. Wanna save that empty bench over there? I’ll go and buy it.

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Kaede

Got it!

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Ten

Sorry for the wait, Chief. Here’s your ice cream.

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Kaede

Thanks… Huh? What about you? Just coffee?

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Ten

Oops~, I forgot. Just a habit of mine.

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Kaede

Habit?

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Ten

I always have a bite of someone else’s. Y’know, sharing something together deepens our relations, right?

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Kaede

Deepens our relations… Sharing…

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Ten

Hey now, no talking about work. We’re off today.

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Kaede

Huh? Was I talking about work…?

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Ten

Well, being dedicated to your work isn’t a bad thing. But I guess I can see why your bodyguards are the way they are.

(Makes me feel like messing with him a bit.)

Anyway, this ice cream sure does look delicious, doesn’t it?

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Kaede

Huh? Um…, then…I guess you can have a bite.

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Ten

Do you know what you’re saying?

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Kaede

Huh?

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Ten

Well if you’re alright with it, I’ll take a bite. No holding back. Ready? Ah~...

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Kaede

Ah, wait. Actually, stop. I’ll go get a spoon!

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Ten

Eh~. Isn’t that a bit mean? Were you imagining something naughty?

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Kaede

No! Not at all!

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Ten

Don’t worry about the spoon. Please relax and eat it all yourself.

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Kaede

Really?

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Ten

Yeah, I’m satisfied.

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Kaede

…It’s delicious.

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Ten

That’s good~.

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Kaede

(...I promised I wouldn’t ask about the reason, but…)

Ten-kun, something happened, right?

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Ten

Hmm? What happened?

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Kaede

Jeez, I’m not going to pretend to be your lover again.

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Ten

What do you mean?

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Kaede

I know by now that any favors you ask of me are always a sign that some sort of trouble or mishap has happened!

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Ten

Ahh, cat’s out of the bag~.

I guess I’ll come clean then. Truth is, I wanted to check out this date spot to win over the person I’m after.

(Though, the person I’m after is a work target.)

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Kaede

Checking out the location? So you do that too, huh.

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Ten

Hm… Well. I think it’d be nice if they were a bit more serious with me.

Though, things do feel a bit different from before.

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Kaede

…I see.

Alright then, in exchange for this ice cream, I’ll keep helping out. “Operation: Date Practice”!

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Ten

Yaay~, I’m in your care~.

Oh, but if I keep you all to myself like this, I’ll probably piss a lot of people off, won’t I?

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Kaede

Hey, now. You’ll be fine.

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Ten

(Does this mean I look so much like a playboy that people actually aren’t that worried about me?)

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Kaede

I hope everything goes well! I’ll help out anyway I can.

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Ten

Wow, that makes me so happy.

(Well, well, this could be delicious in its own way.)

So after you’re done eating, where should we go next?

How about we have fun ‘till it gets dark, just the two of us?

Translation
slaine
Proofreading
sou, aca, jelly
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