A Smoke-Filled Day of Celebration

Part 1

HAMA House 2nd Floor Corridor

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Ten

(Man, I’m beat.)

(We were supposed to meet up and talk about courses next term, but it ended up just being a pretext for a date. Eh, I guess it’s whatever since I got a free meal out of it.)

HAMA House Tiger Room

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Renga

—Mm, but still, maybe I should…

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Kafka

Ah, Renga, stop talking.

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Ten

(Hm?)

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Renga

O-Oh! Uh… W-Welcome home, Ten!

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Kafka

Welcome home. You’re back pretty early today.

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Ten

…Eh, what’s up with you guys? Sharing gossip?

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Kafka

We were just talking about Shumai. Right, Renga?

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Renga

Y-Yeah!

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Ten

(That paper he’s hiding behind his back.... “Ten’s Birthday Party Timetable”......)

(Ah, I see, so that’s how it is. You’d already guessed I wouldn’t show up the day of, so you were aiming for an early surprise.)

(You even got the boss in on it. Motivated aren’t you, Renga-san? Mm~)

(......Guess I’ll run.)

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Kafka

……

(I can tell from his expression that he wants to make a run for it. I guess he realized what we were planning… Oh well, it is what it is.)

Hey, Ten.

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Ten

Yeah?

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Kafka

Want to play a game of tag with me?

HAMA House Living Room

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Yukikaze

…Have you found him, Renga?

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Renga

No, he’s not here. Where did Ten go…!?

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Nanaki

Um, no luck over here either.

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Nagi

His room was, as expected, empty. I searched from the bathroom’s antechamber, to the back of the cleaning supplies closet, and even the gap between the refrigerator and the shelves, but—

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Netaro

There’s no hide nor hair of him. The man pulled a full ninja vanish!

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Kaede

What should we do? We can’t start the birthday party like this…!

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Kafka

Don’t worry, Chief. Ten hasn’t left HAMA House.

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Kaede

How can you be so sure?

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Kafka

Well…

Flashback

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Ten

Tag, huh?

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Kafka

Yes. Let’s make the time limit…from tomorrow at 10 a.m. to noon.

The boundary will be within HAMA House. If you aren’t caught by the end, you win. The prize is a bonus from my own pocket.

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Ten

That’s pretty generous. But is there anything in it for you?

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Kafka

Of course. If you lose, you’ll have to attend the party that Renga and the others are preparing ♪

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Renga

…Tag? What are you guys talking about?

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Ten

Don’t worry about it. This is between me and the Boss.

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Kafka

So? Feel like taking me on?

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Ten

…Okay. I don’t think I have a say in this anyway, and the bonus sounds pretty sweet.

HAMA House Living Room

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Kafka

Just in case, I asked Sakujiro to install sensors on the front door and windows. If Ten tries to go outside, they’ll make an obnoxiously loud noise.

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Kaede

So the fact that they haven’t gone off means—

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Kafka

Yes. Ten is still inside HAMA House.

He’s probably too embarrassed having everyone wish him happy birthday, so he’s hiding out somewhere.

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Yukikaze

I see. Even Ten has a cute side to him.

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Liguang

As if he’s that kind of man. He’s just making trouble.

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Kafka

Alright then everyone, let the search begin! Let’s drag the birthday boy out… or rather, let’s catch him and have a big celebration ♪

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Renga and Yukikaze

Yeah! / Yeah.

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Yukikaze

! There he is.

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Renga

Ten! Waaait!

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Nanaki

……

(Ah man... I was supposed to meet up with Murakumo-san before noon, but now—)

(A PeChat? Oh, it’s from Murakumo-san.)

[PeChat]

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Ten

tag

you were surprised right?

my bad

about our plans

its kinda early but do u think u can meet in 10 minutes?

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Nanaki

of course

where should we meet?

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Ten

if I remember right akuta and kiroku are out today so

how about your room?

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Nanaki

got it

HAMA House Snake Room

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Ten

Sorry for the wait, Nanaki.

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Nanaki

Ah… Thanks for coming, Murakumo-san.

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Ten

So what’s up? You said you had something to give me.

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Nanaki

The random present. I was picked for it this time… So I went with this.

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Ten

Oh, a portable ashtray. Nice choice. Thanks, I’ll use it well.

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Nanaki

Yes, feel free… That’s it from me, thank you.

Now, please run away before anyone else spots you. I’ll pretend I searched this room for you.

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Ten

Oh my. You sure about that? Those are bold words.

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Nanaki

…I know Nishizono-san and the others have been working hard prepping everything for today. I helped out too, after all.

But, you also have your own will, and I want to respect that…, so I don’t think it’s right to make you participate if you don’t want to.

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Ten

……

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Nanaki

Murakumo-san?

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Ten

…I dunno. For some reason I don’t really feel like running away anymore.

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Nanaki

Huuh?

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Ten

Let’s give you the credit for catching me. As thanks for the ashtray. Don’t you wanna show off for the chief?

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Nanaki

Huh, what!? What are you talking about!? I don’t need you to do that…!

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Ten

Ahaha, slow down.

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Nanaki

Ah, a-ahem! Anyway! I said this before, but I think everyone will be happy if you come.

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Ten

Mm. Okay, let’s go then.

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