A Smoke-Filled Day of Celebration

Part 2

HAMA House Living Room

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Everyone

Happy Birthday!!

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Ten

Yaaay, thank you very much.

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Renga

I’m so glad we were able to start the party…! Really, I’m so glad!

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Kafka

I thought you’d play hooky a little longer. You came out pretty obediently, huh? I’m impressed.

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Ten

I mean, I guess some stuff happened? Eh, don’t worry about it.

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Yukikaze

Alright, it’s time for presents. Anyone who’s ready can step up.

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Nagi

Well then, as a representative of the flower shop, if I may be so bold as to present to you… An economy sized pack of nutrients and fertilizer made specifically for the Aglaonema.

This fertilizer is a tablet that dissolves easily in water. Using it will make any plant grow big and strong. You’ll have peace of mind for the growing season.

Flower Laundry supports your gardening life. Happy birthday, Ten-san.

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Ten

Oh wow, this’ll be a big help. I’ll be counting on you, Mr. Florist.

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Yukikaze

Happy birthday, Ten. I got you a water bottle and lunch box for when you go out. If you ever need me to fill them up, let me know.

Whenever I take my eyes off you, you end up relieving your hunger with cigarettes and alcohol. Make sure to eat a proper meal.

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Ten

Yeah, gotcha. I’ll be careful.

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Netaro

Tengu, happy birth! Here’s a present from me ♪

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Ten

Oh, Japanese sake…and it’s even the legendary “Kawauso.” How’d you even get this?

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Netaro

Nyeheheh~♪ Doesn’t this make you oh so joyful?

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Ten

……

……Did you put something in it?

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Netaro

Ohoho!? So you noticed, Tengu!

The sake was Yoda’s choice. My present to you is the teeeeny tiny GPS floating inside!

It’s name is “Mr. Earth Positioning No. 44”! Completely waterproof and even more mini!

I was inspired by the GPS birth gift you gave me, and taadaa I made this item. It’s perfect for you, who loves hide-and-seek so much!

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Ten

Woow, that’s pretty nice. It’s a unique gift.

(Though, this GPS'll be out of a job starting today.)

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Sakujiro

Everyone, I have reheated the conger eel tempura and rice balls.

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Ten

Huh? Rice balls…? And what’s with this amount?

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Liguang

Kamina was the one who fried the tempura, but the rice balls were made by that idiot with some volunteers.

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Renga

Don’t call me an idiot!

Isn’t it great? It’s a mountain of rice balls!

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Ten

Woow, thanks Renga-san.

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Renga

I didn’t know what foods you liked besides conger eel tempura, so I asked Yukikaze for advice and we decided on this.

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Yukikaze

This way, your stomach will be filled, and you can easily enjoy a variety of flavors. Plus, white rice pairs well with conger eel tempura.

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Kaede

The cake is called “Drunken ☆ Ponshu Scented Cake.” To be able to make a cake that even uses sake, Ushio is really amazing.

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Nanaki

He said he wanted to keep it simple and didn’t decorate it this time.

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Kaede

I was in charge of taste-testing, and it was super delicious. The moment you take a bite, the fluffiness melts in your mouth…!

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Ten

Really…….

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Renga

A-Are you happy?

I didn’t want to do anything too “heavy,” but I really wanted to celebrate my friend’s birthday no matter what.

Happy birthday, Ten. Thank you for always being such a great friend to me!

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Ten

…Right back at you. Here’s to our continued friendship.

Ah, I’m gonna head out for a smoke real quick. You guys can eat first.

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Kafka

Take care. No running off on us, alright?

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Ten

I got it, I got it. I’ll let you put a leash on me just for today.

HAMA House Terrace

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Ten

……*Exhales*

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Nanaki

…...

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Ten

Nanaki?

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Nanaki

Ah, sorry. I saw you out here while I was getting a drink.

Oh…you’re already using the portable ashtray I gave you.

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Ten

Yeah. It’s easy and feels good to use. As expected, you get it.

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Nanaki

I’m glad that you like it.

…Murakumo-san, you look really cool when you’re smoking.

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Ten

Puff~…, really?

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Nanaki

Yeah. It has a kind of…allure to it.

Do you think smoking… makes a man seem more mature?

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Ten

Hmm~, who knows. It’s bad for your health, after all.

Ah, but it’s good for getting people to remember your scent so they’re reminded of you wherever they go.

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Nanaki

Your scent…

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Ten

How about it, wanna try one?

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Nanaki

Huh? No, I’m underage…!

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Ten

Ahaha, I was just kidding. There’s no way I’d let you do that.

Once you’ve become a proper adult—

If you ever think to yourself, “I want to smoke.” and not for someone else’s sake or anything, I’ll give you one as a gift.

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Nanaki

Okay. I’ll think about it.

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Ten

(Honest and straightforward. Loved and protected by good parents and a proper family…)

(A kid who can become anything.)

—Nanaki.

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Nanaki

Yeah?

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Ten

Keep it up and grow up to be a good kid, alright?

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