Aiming for the Real Deal

Part 1

HAMA House Living Room

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(...“delinquent, upperclassman, retro, cool”. And, image search.)

…Whoa, that hairstyle is crazy. This is a pompadour? The jacket is short, and the pants are super baggy.

Even the poses are all ones I’ve never seen before. Is this what a “retro delinquent” looks like…?

*Kiroku enters*

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…I’m, home.

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Oh, welcome back.

(...Oh right! Maybe Kisuke can give me some ideas too!)

Hey! Do ya have a second? There’s something I wanna ask you.

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? What, is it?

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Kisuke…what do you think a “delinquent” is?

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Kiroku

…Huh?

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The truth is, I’m aiming to be the perfect delinquent.

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The perfect, delinquent…!?

(Why a delinquent? Did something happen…or is something troubling him?)

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If you don’t mind, I want you to watch me pose.

And then…lemme know what you think, like if I really look like a delinquent or not!

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Kiroku

Um, if that’s…okay with you.

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Thanks! I’ll start with the pose that came up in my image search earlier.

Spread my legs wide…and then squat down low while keeping my heels planted on the ground!

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How’s that! Do I look like a delinquent?

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(I feel like I saw a delinquent like this in an old movie I watched with Isotake…)

Um… I think, that image…might be…too, outdated…?

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It’s okay if it’s outdated. It’s important to be “retro” this time.

Okay next I run into a rival gang from the next town over and stare them down…

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Please…wait…a, moment.

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? What’s wrong?

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Why…do you want, to become…a delinquent?

If you’re okay, with me asking…I’ll listen. So…

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……Right, I guess you’d be curious.

……The truth is—

Translation
slaine
Proofreading
niri, aca
QA