#BittamonDanceTime

Part 1

HAMA House Living Room

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Akuta

A commercial for an amusement park!? For real, for real!?

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Renga

Heh, I guess. At first, I thought amusement parks were too childish and didn’t suit my image, but…

Then they were like, “We really want you as the main actor!” So I couldn’t say no, right…?

And then they asked me to pick two other ward mayors, so they even put me in charge of casting! Hehehe!

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Akuta

That means you’re gonna become a star, yeah?

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Renga

…Huh? Star?

…Wait, the kind that wins those Best Newcomer, or Best Actor awards?! You mean I’m the star of this commercial!?

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Akuta

Yeah, dude! Main actor, Renga-san, that’s you, right?

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Renga

…W-Well, of course! If they’re offering it to me, then it couldn’t be anything besides the lead role.

Oh right, do you wanna join, Akuta?

Apparently they want someone who can look sharp in a suit… But since I’m the star, I can make you look good just as long as you stand next to me!

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Akuta

For real!? I’ll do it, I’ll do it!! I wanna look super snazzy in a suit and get super popular and—

…Wait, AHHHHHHH~~~~~~!! I have Mr. K's1 super special after-school supplementary lesson that day!

Now that it’s come down to this, I gotta get myself out of it somehow…

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Renga

You can’t. I had to stay over after school a lot too, but thanks to that I was able to graduate without repeating a year.

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Akuta

But what about my grand debut into stardom!?

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Renga

Well, I don’t know about that… But I see… Sorry, I’ll try to find someone else, so good luck on your supplemental classes.

(Since they trusted me with the casting, I’ve gotta pick guys that are perfect for the job…)

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Renga

Raito-san, Muneuji, do you guys wanna appear in a commercial for an amusement park with me?

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Muneuji

…An amusement park commercial?

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Raito

Would we be appearing as ward mayors?

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Renga

Yeah. I was offered the role as lead actor, but the staff asked me to cast two other ward mayors for the job.

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Muneuji

I understand the situation, but why did you choose Raito-san and I in particular? It does not seem like we have much in common.

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Renga

They wanted people who would look good in a suit. So, I thought about it a lot.

And if you think about the kind of people that go to amusement parks, it’s mostly families…right?

So even if it’s just a suit, I thought it’d be good to find people who could pull off a fresh look.

Anyway, all I know is someone like Liguang would never work.

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Raito

Is that so? Well, you’re the one in charge. I think you can decide however you like.

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Renga

So…what do you think? Do you wanna do it…?

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Raito

Of course. It sounds like fun, I’d love to take part.

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Renga

Really…!? W-What about you, Muneuji!?

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Muneuji

I do not have any arrangements for that day. I am unsure if I can pull off a suit nicely, but I will do my best if you will have me.

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Renga

You guys… T-Thank you!

Amusement Park

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Amusement Park Staff

Alright everyone, we’d like you to first change into your outfits for the photoshoot, so we’ll be handing them out now.

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Renga

Oh. What kind of outfit, wait…

What’s with this fabric… Is this a fur coat?

Huh? A onesie…?

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Muneuji

It does not appear to be a suit.

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Raito

Pft, heh heh. I see.

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Amusement Park Staff

We’ll be having you dress up as the characters of our amusement park for this photoshoot. In other words—-you’ll be wearing mascot costumes!

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Renga

Wh….WHAAAAAAT!?

Wait, I was told we’d be wearing suits in the briefing session! How did that turn into dressing up as mascots…!?

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Raito

If I recall correctly, actors in cartoons and superhero shows are commonly called suit actors.

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Muneuji

Then by “dressing up,” they were referring to dressing up as the mascots, becoming the characters, and striking poses.

Perhaps these characters also have special finishing moves?

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Raito

That sounds great! If they have a special move, I’d definitely like to try it out.

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Renga

W-Wait a second!! If we’re in mascot character costumes, what does me being the main actor mean…!?

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Amusement Park Staff

You’ll be dressed up as the main character…The face of our park, Bittamon!

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Muneuji

To be entrusted with such an important role is truly impressive, Nishizono-san. The satisfaction of the children in the park today will hinge entirely on your portrayal.

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Renga

T-That’s such a heavy responsibility…!?

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Amusement Park Staff

Um, excuse me…? Could it be that there's been some sort of misunderstanding…!?

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Renga

N-no, that’s not it! I just had the wrong idea…!!

T-There’s no problem…w-with the costume…!

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Amusement Park Staff

Oh, okay, thank you very much! Alright then everyone, please get changed!

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Renga

Got it…

…Sorry guys. Things turned out completely different from what I said because of my misunderstanding…

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Raito

If anything, I’m actually pretty excited about this development.

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Muneuji

I as well. Once accepted, I intend to do my best no matter the role. It matters not if I’m wearing a suit or a costume.

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Renga

Raito-san, Muneuji…

You’re right! Even if I’m dressed as a mascot character, it’s still me on the inside! Let’s do this with a bang…!

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