Consume Alcohol, Don't Let It Consume You

Part 2

Shirohori Studio

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Staff member

That’s a wrap for today’s shoot, Renga-san! Thank you very much!

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All staff

Thank you for your hard work!

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Renga

Phew, I’m looking forward to seeing how they turn out.

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Astute producer

You drink wine, right, Renga-san? We’ve prepared a vintage bottle as a gift for finishing today’s shoot.

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Renga

Huh? Oh uh…thanks.

(I’ve been getting a lot of gifts like this…maybe because of that variety show I did recently.)

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Astute producer

Hey now, don’t doubt its authenticity. It’s genuine vintage, you know? Just like your famous catchphrase… “I only settle for the real deal.”

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Staff member

What’s the point in you saying that when we’ve got the real deal right here?

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Renga

Ah…haha…right.

(I’m thankful, but what should I do with this…? Oh, maybe Ten would be happy if I gave it to him.)

HAMA House Tiger Room

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Renga

I’m back~…Huh? Where’s Kafka?

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Ten

Oh, seems he's working overtime tonight.

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Renga

I see… Oh right, I’ve got something for you today.

…Tada!

I heard it’s vintage wine. The producer gave it to me, so I think it’s probably pretty good! C’mon, let’s drink this together!

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Ten

Oh, sorry. Not really a huge fan of wine.

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Renga

Huh!!?

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Ten

(Wine’s the only thing that can easily get me shit-faced… Pretty sure I’d still last longer than this guy though.)

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Ten

Well, how about I drink sake, and you drink that wine?

Same difference right? We’ll still be drinking together.

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Renga

That’s true! Okay, let’s do it!

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Renga

Thaat’sh whaat I’m tellin’ yaa~! That naish shide of ya’s proof yer a good guy, Ten!

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Ten

Yes, yes, this is the third time you’ve told me.

(Not even one glass yet and he’s already like this.)

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Renga

Noooo—! I’m not done yet! I gotsa make sure ya gettit! Even doe ya look like thish, yer a reaally good guy…!

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Ten

Oh, you’re dissing me now?

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Renga

Mmmnn…mumble mumble

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Ten

Renga-saan, you’ll catch a cold if you sleep with your belly out.

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Renga

I’ll show ya da roses tooo, when dey blooom…

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Ten

(Roses? What’s he talking about?)

Good grief.

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Renga

Tennn, les go drinkin’ agaain…

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Ten

…C’mon, let’s get you in bed.

(Jeez, what a hopeless guy…)

Translation
slaine
Proofreading
dimi, sou
QA