HAMA Tours Thanks Festival vol. 1

Track 3

HAMA House 2F Hallway

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Chihiro

Heya Chiitizens~! Did you all see the big anyaouncement yesterday?

Looks like Chii’s been chosen to be the official HAMA T fan meet promo captain ♪ Cue the applause!

Ooo, you guys are on the ball with those superchats!

“Chii-sama has fluffy ears!” “So fluffy~” That’s right, they’re super flufftiful~☆

Tada~ These ears belong to the cyutie patootie doggie mascot of our company☆ He’s the one who’s always walking around carrying a flag.

His name will be announced at the event stage, so look forward to it!

An-chii-ways, we’re gonna go launch a sneak attack on the Day Crew’s lessons today! Let’s A-go~ ☆

HAMA House Practice Room

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Akuta

We Are Awesome!!

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Day2

We Are Awesome!!

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Akuta

C’mon, with oomph!! We Are Awesome!!

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Day2

We Are Awesome!!

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Akuta

One more!!! We Are Awesome!!

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Chihiro

The song they’re singing is called “Let’s Become Awesome!!”! A purrfect song for sparkly energetic high-school students!

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Ushio

…I’ve been wondering.

We’ve just been shouting this whoooooooole time, but what’s the point?

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Muneuji

Actually, I have heard that athletes are able to improve their athletic ability by shouting. I had simply assumed it was that kind of training.

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Nanaki

Well, it might be better for us to start practicing the dance too.

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Kiroku

Oh…Natsuyaki, san…

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Chihiro

Good work busy bees! You guys were legit shining through the sweat back there~☆

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Sakujiro

Since Natsuyaki-san is here, this must be the in-depth broadcast in preparation for the fan appreciation event.

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Akuta

Woah, so we’re already being streamed?

Wassup world, feast your eyes on the one and only Intergalactic Movie Director!!

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Ushio

Hey, get away from the camera Idiotake. You’re a disgrace to HAMA.

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Chihiro

Here we have Day2’s Aata, Kirokkuma, Nanamero, Munechi, Ushipoyo, and their conductor, Sakuji ☆

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Ushio

Thanks for the depressing introduction. Try your best to keep me off camera, please.

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Chihiro

The unit song you guys just sang was like, a suuuper upbeat and straightforward hit!

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Kiroku

Yeah… It’s a song…that can, cheer you…up.

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Chihiro

Word on the street says you guys all pitched in on writing the lyrics, wanna spill the deets for this Chiihuahua?

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Akuta

Ooh, y’know at that time, love songs were the only thing Nanaki could—

*Nanaki grabs Akuta*

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Akuta

Guaagh!

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Sakujiro

Hah! What a flawless manji hold, also known as the octopus hold1…!

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Nanaki

L-Love songs were used as a reference!!

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Chihiro

Owo?

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Nanaki

As a way to express our feelings!! The more unfiltered our words are, the more emotion we can bring to the song—

—is what the composer, unlove, said!!

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Ushio

This is so convoluted. I could laugh.

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Akuta

Buhhughh.

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Viewer A

<High school students, ah~ youth. So adorable!>

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Viewer B

<How did he master that technique at such a young age…>

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Chihiro

…Oh.

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Muneuji

Nanaki. Release Isotake.

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Nanaki

Oh, sorry.

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Akuta

Puah! Haah, hah…! The euglena I saw under the microscope in the science lab was swimming in the river, beckoning me to come hither…

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Kiroku

(Do euglena even have hands to do that…?)

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Nanaki

A-Anyway. This is the first time we’ll be performing this song since our first tour, so we hope you’ll look forward to it.

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Muneuji

When the day arrives, please come and sing along with us.

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Ushio

It’ll also be streamed, so make sure to spend some money while you’re watching from your living room.

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Chihiro

Okie dokes, that’s all for today!

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Akuta

Make sure to watch the recording 1.8 billion times~!

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Chihiro

Yay, that was purrfect~☆ We got tons of comments about how cute everyone’s chitter chatter was!

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Ushio

Honestly, I’m amazed you can wear that headband while streaming. It takes dedication to make that kind of memory into an unerasable digital tattoo.

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Sakujiro

Oh! You’re a rather shy one, aren’t you, Kurama-kun! If you’d like one for yourself, I can make it straight away…

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Ushio

You really don’t have to.

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Chihiro

What name are you guys gonna enter for this little one?

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Nanaki

I’m still thinking about it…

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Kiroku

Me, too…

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Akuta

I think we need a name with impact~. Like Jason, Freddy, or Boogieman…

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Muneuji

I have decided. Zvyozdochka.

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Akuta

Za yo what now?

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Sakujiro

Zvyozdochka. This is the name of Gagarin’s2 space dog.

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Muneuji

Indeed. It means “little star” in Russian.

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Akuta

Woah that's so friggin profound!?

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Kiroku

A little, star…that’s, cute.

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Chihiro

That’s Munechi for you, so big brain!

(I’m looking forward to hearing from everyone else too…!)

  1. Pro-wrestling move

  2. Russian Astronaut

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