The Real Deal Best Managir

Part 1

HAMA House Tiger Room

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Kaede

Mmm, that felt great! Morning walks sure are great for lifting your spirits!

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Kafka

Agreed. Shumai was happy to go for a walk with you too.

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Shumai

Wafu!

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Renga

No, that’s... Quit pushing yourself so hard, Managir!

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Kaede

(Oh? It’s Renga-kun. Is he on the phone with his manager?)

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Renga

...Huh? Oh, got it. He’s here with me now. We can try asking and see what he says.

Chief, do you have a sec? My managir has something he wants to ask you.

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Kaede

Me?

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Renga

Yeah. I’ll put him on speaker right now.

*Beep*

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Renga’s Manager

«Hello, thank you for your continued support! This is Renga Nishizono’s manager.»

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Kaede

Hello, this is Hamasaki. The pleasure is all mine!

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Renga’s Manager

«I apologize for the sudden contact.... *Cough* The truth is, I seem to have come down with something today and am unable to accompany Renga-san...»

«If it is at all possible, would I be able to ask you, Hamasaki-san, to manage him for today?»

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Kaede

What!? You’re asking me!?

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Renga’s Manager

«Under normal circumstances, it would be our agency’s responsibility to send a replacement, but all suitable staff members are either out overseas or accompanying another talent... *Cough, wheeze*»

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Renga

I told you already, quit pushing yourself. I'll be fine on my own for one day. Plus you’re bothering the chief.

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Renga’s Manager

«I’m aware, but... are you really going to be alright doing that afternoon quiz show by yourself, Renga-san?»

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Renga

Urgh.

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Renga’s Manager

«...So I’m really sorry to ask this of you, but given the situation, could you possibly chaperone Renga-san for today?»

«Since you’re always looking after him at HAMA Tours, I would feel much more at ease leaving him with you!»

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Kaede

Well... I don’t have any urgent work to take care of today so I can do it, but in terms of management experience...

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Renga’s Manager

«Oh, don’t worry! Most of the jobs today are things Renga-san has done many times in the past, so you shouldn’t run into many difficulties.»

«It’s just that we weren’t able to reschedule the quiz show recording... So I would appreciate it if you could act as a sort of cheerleader for him and give him emotional support during it...!»

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Kaede

I see...

(If that’s all it is, I can probably do it...? Renga-kun seems to be in a pinch too, and there’s no one else who can go with him...)

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Kafka

Where’s the harm? Why not give it a shot, Chief?

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Kaede

Kafka?

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Kafka

You want to help him, don’t you? It’s written all over your face.

Besides, wouldn’t Renga feel more at ease if you were with him?

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Renga

Well... I mean, I guess. It’d be a big help if you were the one coming with me, Chief.

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Kaede

...Alright. If you think I’m up to the task, I’ll give being a manager for a day a shot.

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Renga’s Manager

«Thank you so much! I’ll send the schedule and a ‘secret weapon’ to you by drone right away!»

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Kaede

A secret weapon?

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Renga’s Manager

«I’m sure it’ll come in handy. Please don’t hesitate to use it!»

Shopping Mall

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Famous Fashion Critic

«Street Corner: Latest Trend Fashion Show!» Today, our darling trendy guest will be modeling this season’s hottest looks for us~!

And here is today’s guest!

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Renga

I'm the one and only Renga Nishizono, a real celebrity. No matter what outfit it is, yours truly will show you how to make it look magnificent.

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Stylist

Nishizono-san! Please let me know if this works for you.

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Renga

Yeah, this size is perfect.

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AD

OK! We’ll take a break for about five minutes!

*Kaede walks over*

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Kaede

Good work out there, Renga-kun.

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Renga

Yeah, you too. You’ve been waiting for a while now, right? You doing okay?

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Kaede

I’m totally fine! It’s fun and refreshing seeing you at work!

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Renga

Y-You think...?

Oh, right! Make sure you tell me if you get tired! My managir usually takes breaks whenever there’s a good time for it, but you probably don’t know when that is, right?

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Kaede

Thanks for looking out for me, Renga-kun.

*Someone approaches*

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Cameraman

Hey, Nishizono-kun. About your idea for the closing shot... The one you just did wasn’t bad, but I’m looking for something with a bit more...OOMPH, y’know?

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Kaede

(Oomph?)

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Renga

Hmm, if you want oomph, then maybe I should shift my weight onto one leg—like this?

Or maybe... I twist my body at an angle like this, and look straight into the camera?

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Cameraman

Oh yes, that’s it, that’s perfect! That’s exactly the OOMPH I wanted and it has the perfect ZING to top it off!

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Kaede

Oomph? Zing...?

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Haha. Our cameraman’s great, but his descriptions are a bit...unique.

In that regard, it’s honestly a big help that Nishizono-san understands what he means right away.

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Kaede

I see...

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Stylist

...Hmm, I think we need just a little bit more height for that pose.

Nishizono-san, I’m sorry to ask knowing you have a foot injury, but can we get you to swap out into the higher heels?

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Renga

Yeah, that’s fine.

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Kaede

Huh!? Injury!? Are you okay?

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Renga

They’re calling it an injury but it’s just a blister, no big deal. I put a bandaid on it so you can’t see it from the outside.

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Famous Fashion Critic

So sorry dear~. We’ll get this shoot wrapped up in no time, I prommy.

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AD

Break time's over! We’re starting the shoot now~!

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Cameraman

Okay, Nishizono-kun, let’s do it like how we talked about. Can you give us a spin for the camera and then hit us with your signature line?

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Renga

Yeah!

*Renga poses*

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Renga

This Great Renga...only settles for the real deal.

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Famous Fashion Critic

Ooh~, absolutely stunning!! Your striking face doesn’t lose one bit to that gold outerwear~!

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Kaede

(Woah, amazing...! He’s pretty much radiating celebrity aura!)

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